You know how the FBI likes to give nicknames to thieves as a way to help capture the crook?
The nicknames for bank robbers and other wanted cons are often amusing. There’s the “Snowbird Bandit,” the “Paint by Numbers Bandit,” the “Weathergirl Bandit.” “Attila the Bun.” “Bubble Wrap Bandit.”
You get the idea.
Now, I don’t work in law enforcement, but I decided to join in the fun and name this thief down in Houston Texas who recently robbed a cell phone shop.
Let’s call him “Fist Bump Bandit Bro.”
So the “Fist Bump Bandit Bro” storms into a cell phone store demanding his money. A woman is tagging along, and she’s acting the part, echoing his demands for “his money back.”
You see, this dynamic duo were in the store hours before when they tried to buy a cell phone with a debit card. The card was declined and the pair left.
When they returned, Fist Bump Bandit Bro was (high)ly agitated.
“Give me my money, man. I don’t play!” – Fist Bump Bandit Bro
That’s what he said to the clerk at one point.
The store clerk, obviously felt in danger, as Fist Bump Bandit Bro at one point acted like he was going to pull a gun out of the back of his pants. So the clerk gave FBBB $200 cash.
Now here’s the best part.
Before leaving, Fist Bump Bandit Bro extends a fist out to the clerk, wanting a fist bump in return.
The clerk refused!
FBBB got dissed.
The entire scene was caught on tape. Includes audio!
